mrsoverstreet:

-lexiegrey:

cellulite-freethighs:

housemdlover:

I slept with rachel green in tulsa because i love her

I made out with Ugly Naked Man at coffehouse because he said ‘How you doing’

LOL

I made out with Ugly Naked Man in the men’s restroom because we got drunk and married LMAO

i made out with ross geller in tulsa because we were on a break

I slept with Mike Hannigan in England because I love her.

I broke up with Will Colvert on the copy machine because I can’t get enough dinosaurs.

(Source : degaldo, via groffchele)

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1. twirlingwarblers a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

   I made out with Chandler Bing at The Xerox place because we were on a break.

2. zi-xiao-gong a reblogué ce billet depuis degaldo et a ajouté :

   a strip club with...in Phoebe’s apartment because he has 3 divorces Jajajajajajajajajaja...

3. zi-xiao-gong a ajouté ce billet à ses coups de cœur
4. mcdonalds-fetish a reblogué ce billet depuis war-is-over-if-you-want-it et a ajouté :

   i broke up with monica geller on the pool table because she owns a porsche

5. war-is-over-if-you-want-it a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

   i gave my phone number to Paolo (agh) in the hospital because he said the wrong name

6. lovemylife-amanda a ajouté ce billet à ses coups de cœur
7. jungleofmystery a reblogué ce billet depuis c-scorsone et a ajouté :

   I made out with Will Colvert at Bloomingdales because he said the wrong name… yeah that doesn’t really make sense :P

8. josaaay a reblogué ce billet depuis dontletthemgetinyourhead
9. adoringaniston a reblogué ce billet depuis c-scorsone et a ajouté :

   he is so darn cute. YEAH BABY. ♥

10. permanentlyblackand-blue a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    pool table Because condoms only work 97%

11. dontletthemgetinyourhead a reblogué ce billet depuis degaldo et a ajouté :

    broke up with Joey Tribbiani on Ross’s lounge

12. portraitofthatgirl a reblogué ce billet depuis degaldo et a ajouté :

    ATE HOT FUDGE OFF OF DAVID CRANE AT MIKE’S PARENT’S HOUSE BECAUSE HE SAAID ‘HOW YOU DOIN’

13. forevercinderella a reblogué ce billet depuis degaldo et a ajouté :

    a strip club with Mike Hannigan...my cat is smelly.

14. endless-bonds a reblogué ce billet depuis the-highway-of-regrets et a ajouté :

    I made out with David Crane in the men’s restroom because you slept with my sister. …I was not aware I had a sister…

15. nigggerific a reblogué ce billet depuis degaldo
16. makemegohardcore a reblogué ce billet depuis whitegrape et a ajouté :

    i broke up with Will Covert in the relaxi taxi because i cant ge enough dinosaurs

17. riftenthief a ajouté ce billet à ses coups de cœur
18. misslililala a reblogué ce billet depuis yourletterfromhogwarts et a ajouté :

    I made out with Ross Geller in Pheobe’s appartment beacuse i love her.

19. apirateslifeformeh a reblogué ce billet depuis the-highway-of-regrets et a ajouté :

    I made out with Monica Geller on Ross’ lounge because condoms only work 97% of the time….:P bahahahaha!

20. aglassofrainplease a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    MADE OUT WITH BRAD FUCKING PITT, SERIOUSLY? HAHAHA...to fuck brad pitt, for god’s sake?...

21. biyancuh a ajouté ce billet à ses coups de cœur
22. trololololollo a reblogué ce billet depuis degaldo et a ajouté :

    out with Phoebe Buffay in Central Park because I married

23. mssvetlana a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    I made out with Judy Geller in Central Park because i can’t get enough dinosaurs. Oh my gosh, ahahaha.

24. pipwalrus a reblogué ce billet depuis degaldo
25. whitegrape a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20
26. jolenejolenejolenejoleeene a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    “How you doing”. LMAO

27. the-motherfucking--fox a reblogué ce billet depuis reparothetardis et a ajouté :

    I made a rumor about Chandler Bing in Phoebe’s apartment because I can’t get enough dinosaurs.

28. weareallunicorns a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    hospital because...love her. Mmh, that’s pretty cool.

29. ananieves a reblogué ce billet depuis scarletsnow et a ajouté :

    I made out with Will Colvert in the games room because he said “How you doing.”

30. red--sweater a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    i made out with joey tribbiani in masepequa because he slept with my sister

31. reparothetardis a reblogué ce billet depuis purelyblissful et a ajouté :

    I made out with Chandler Bing in the Ralph Lauren elevator because he said, “How you doing?”

32. juliamlopes a ajouté ce billet à ses coups de cœur
33. juliamlopes a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20
34. kayebitch a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    I went to a strip club with Judy Geller at a gym because condoms only work 97% of the time. XD Hahahahaha

35. cassielovegood a reblogué ce billet depuis zombiesateherbrains et a ajouté :

    I made out with Phoebe Buffay in England because you’re obssesive. YAY! PHOEBE! :3

36. starshollowhomies a reblogué ce billet depuis lorelaidanes et a ajouté :

    I got pregnant too Paolo in Atlantic City because he never could me back. hahaha wtf?

37. missgabytrevino a reblogué ce billet depuis popelka et a ajouté :

    I broke up with David Crane in Massapequa because he locked me to a cabinet

38. zombiesateherbrains a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    ^ agree with the Chandler thing. I made out with Ross Geller in a beach cuz we were on a break. (I wish my birthday was...

39. xchriscolferx a reblogué ce billet depuis popelka et a ajouté :

    i ate hot fudge off of rachel green in the dressingroom because he owns he (she?) owns a prosche! :)

40. 500mileroadtripwithsue a reblogué ce billet depuis drtorres et a ajouté :

    I made out with Will Colvert in the laundry room because he said the wrong name. lol I kissed Brad Pitt? AWW HELL NO!

41. xchriscolferx a ajouté ce billet à ses coups de cœur
42. rizzlesgossipanatomy a reblogué ce billet depuis c-scorsone et a ajouté :

    I made out with Paolo in Phoebe’s apartment becaue i love her

43. no-dark-sarcasm a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    said: How You Doin? hahahahaha

44. yourletterfromhogwarts a reblogué ce billet depuis popelka et a ajouté :

    I started a rumor about Chandler Bing (Oh, I’m already in love with this) on the pool table because he never could me...

45. vaaau a reblogué ce billet depuis novembre
46. lostinmusic13 a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    I ate hot fudge off of Rachel Green at a gym because (s)he made a list about me.

47. blackcoffee2sugars a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    I ate hot fudge off of Paolo in the Ralph Lauren elevator beacause he kissed my mum

48. lookuphannah a ajouté ce billet à ses coups de cœur
49. popelka a reblogué ce billet depuis apartment20 et a ajouté :

    Ahahaha =D I got pregnant to Judy Geller in Minsk, because he (she?) owns a Prosche! =D

50. exageronaspalavras a ajouté ce billet à ses coups de cœur
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